ColdFire Extracts
ColdFire x Lumpy's - Zoasty - Juice Cart 1g
Cold Fire x Lumpy's – Zoasty – Juice Cart 1g
Cold Fire's Zoasty Juice Cart delivers Lumpy's Flowers' indica powerhouse in a cured resin format that captures every nutty, fruity, gassy note. Built for evening sessions and deep relaxation seekers, this collaboration between two California heavy-hitters offers a true-to-flower vaping experience with no distillate, no additives — just extracted flavor and potency.
Genetics & Lineage
Zoasty is a cross of Peanut Butter Toast and Zoap, both Lumpy's proprietary cultivars. From Peanut Butter Toast (Peanut Butter Breath x Cherry Jane #7), it inherits rich nutty undertones and heavy body effects. From Zoap (Rainbow Sherbet x Pink Guava), it pulls sweet guava notes, soapy gas, and that unmistakable sherbet finish.
Flavor & Aroma
The nose opens with earthy peanut butter and subtle cherry sweetness, layered over a gassy Zoap backbone. Vapor is smooth and rich — nutty and creamy on the inhale, transitioning to sweet guava and soapy sherbet on the exhale. Expect lingering notes of fuel and tropical fruit that stick around between hits.
Effects
Effects hit quickly — a calm, euphoric head buzz that settles behind the eyes within the first few minutes. Over 15-20 minutes, full-body relaxation takes over, melting tension without total sedation. Deeper into the session, expect couch-lock territory. At 29-32% THC, this cart is potent — experienced users only. Best saved for when your to-do list is done.
Best For
- Unwinding after a long day when you're ready to fully relax
- Evening sessions before dinner in North Beach or winding down at home
- Physical tension, muscle soreness, and stress relief
- Replacing your nightly dab rig with something more convenient
- Indica lovers seeking dessert-like flavor without the sugar
Cultivation & Extraction
Lumpy's Flowers brings over 15 years of NorCal craft cultivation expertise — the creators of Apple Fritter and Cherry Jane. Cold Fire extracts their flower using proprietary sub-zero technology below -100°F, preserving the full terpene profile. This Juice Cart is cured resin — no distillate, no additives, no degradation. Just flower, extracted. Typically 5%+ terpenes.
Dosing
Start with 1-2 short draws. Effects come on fast — within 2-5 minutes. Wait 10-15 minutes before taking more. This is a potent indica cart; new users should go slow. Low-heat settings preserve flavor and smoothness.
Storage
Store upright in a cool, dark place. Avoid leaving in hot cars or direct sunlight — heat degrades terpenes and can cause leaking. For best flavor, use within 3-6 months of purchase.
Similar Strains
If you like Zoasty, also consider: Purple Petro by Cold Fire x Lumpy's (gassier), Ben-N-Berry's (fruitier, more balanced), or Peanut Butter Toast flower (heavier, nuttier).
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Zoasty indica or sativa? Zoasty is an indica — bred from two indica-leaning parents for deep relaxation and body-heavy effects.
What does Zoasty taste like? Nutty peanut butter and creamy sweetness upfront, followed by tropical guava and a gassy, soapy Zoap finish.
How strong is Zoasty? Very strong — typically 29-32% THC in cart form. Effects are heavy and sedating; best for experienced users or low-dose newcomers.
What is Zoasty good for? Evening relaxation, physical tension, stress relief, and winding down before bed. Not a daytime strain.
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Whether you're walking back from Fisherman's Wharf, exploring Pier 39, or relaxing after dinner in North Beach, Gemme Verdi is your destination for California's best cannabis vapes. As the top dispensary near Fisherman's Wharf and the premier North Beach dispensary, we carry Cold Fire's full lineup of premium Juice Carts and Lumpy's collaborations — the kind of quality you won't find at just any San Francisco dispensary.
